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Example of a Rejection Letter

Pile of Shit Book Publications LTD
42 Drivel Drive
Grotton
Grotley
P155 0FF
Great Britain
+44 53180088 618
[email protected]


_________(insert date here)

Dear___________________________________

Your work has been rejected because:

a. __ The editor is too lazy to read it
b. __ It genuinely is consummate crap
c. __ You don't use no proper spelings grammer puncturation etc
d. __ We had a worse submission from a writer with better credentials

We enclose our submission guidelines because you are ignorant and thick and obviously didn't read them in the first place.

Best of luck next time,

The Editor.